It must be possible that “It’s not what it looks like!” is true…. It can’t just be in clichéd sitcoms and Carry-On films that you accidentally get found with your trousers down and a the student nurse covered in shaving cream with her hands on your gentleman bits?
Surely in real life there are a series of unlikely, but innocent, events that would lead to that situation….
This is not something that happened to me, it happened a friend….
Yes I am in a strange mood…