I am not a Bond Villain…..

I may have the same taste in furnishings as a Bond villain, but I am not plotting the downfall of the civilized world, or anyone else for that mater…

For example… Today could be viewed from two different scenarios… The Bond Plot or The Real world….

In the Real World version…. My daughter got bitten by a bee at lunch time, and the school, being incapable of getting contact details correct phoned my ex-wife instead of me… Which resulted in an impromptu meeting, that allowed us to discuss parenting matters and hopefully head down the path of making things better for the kids…

or….

In the Bond Plot version…. I spent several weeks training a bee to attack my daughter on sight, this was done with mild electric shocks and a photo of said child.. I then placed the irate bee in her lunchbox and put the second part of my plan into action… with the help of a russian hacker I changed the contact details in the schools records to ensure they would call my ex and not me…. This elaborate plan resulted in a cunningly engineered meeting, that allowed us to discuss parenting matters and hopefully head down the path of making things better for the kids…

Hmmmm…… Which one seems more likely? The 2nd one may seem far-fetched, but I did buy this lamp today?

“No Mr bond….I expect you to read me a bedtime story.”…

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