Ground Control to Major Tom Ground Control to Major Tom Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom (Ten, Nine Eight, Seven, Six) Commencing countdown, engines on (Five, Four, Three, Two) Check ignition and may God’s love be with you (One, Liftoff)
This is Ground Control to Major Tom You’ve really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare
This is Major Tom to Ground Control I’m stepping through the door And I’m floating in a most peculiar way And the stars look very different today
For here Am I sitting in a tin can Far above the world Planet Earth is blue And there’s nothing I can do
Though I’m past one hundred thousand miles I’m feeling very still And I think my spaceship knows which way to go Tell my wife I love her very much… she knows
Ground Control to Major Tom Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you….
Here am I floating round my tin can Far above the moon Planet Earth is blue And there’s nothing I can do.
I don’t know why…. it just really seemed like that kind of day…. If you now go off and youtube Space Oddity that’s great…. If you then listen to Ashes to Ashes, you will understand where I am right now…. I wont bother to explain, this really is an “if I have to explain it, you would never get it anyway” thing….
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And Just because I find it funny, a little bit of bad science…